Friday, April 4, 2008

Meet Russ: MacBachelor Of The Week

Each week, our reporters scour Apple Stores across the country in search of the most eligible MacBachelors. This week, we present Russ, found on a Genius Barstool in the Chestnut Hill Mall (Chestnut Hill, MA). Just check out his specs:

Status: Single and totally available
Hardware: Great biceps, sculpted forearms
Software: Slight tummy roll
Periperals & Accessories: Black rimmed glasses, Toyota Prius
Results of Virus Scan: Clean as a whistle

As always, please feel free to leave a comment to let our MacBachelor Of The Week know why you think you are his match.

2 comments:

Daniel (Palluxo! Editor) said...

Ok. I think I could hook you up with with Hillary.

cameronsharpe said...

Hope so that you can meet you loved one here.