Ever wonder which Apple Stores offer the best prospects for dating? According to our latest reader survey, that all depends on what you’re looking for. Ambience and clientage play a major role, of course, but a few Apple Stores benefit from simple geography.
In our double-blind survey, we asked more than 1000 avid Macintosh users to rate dateability at four major Apple Stores. Here are a few highlights from the results:
University Village (Seattle) Apple Store
The Vibe: Homoerotic
Hottie Index: 6 stars
Closest Source of Alcohol: One floor up
Promxity to Top Modeling Agency: 175.8 miles
Soho (NYC) Apple Store
The Vibe: Uber trendy
Hottie Index: 10 stars
Closest Source of Alcohol: Right next door
Proximity to Top Modeling Agency: 2 blocks
Stonestown (San Francisco) Apple Store
The Vibe: Totally geeky
Hottie Index: Pi(R2+rR+r2)+ h/3
Closest Source of Alcohol: 3 blocks north
Proximity to Top Modeling Agency: 300 miles
Briarwood (Ann Arbor) Apple Store
The Vibe: A bit uptight
Hottie Index: 1 star
Closest Source of Alcohol: 20 miles
Proximity to Top Modeling Agency: 1200 miles
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